Which would you prefer:
Would you like to fire muskets at small, innocent animals, together with Ted Cruz?
Would you like to listen to Donald Trump shout at you through a six-course gourmet meal, undoubtedly the greatest meal ever served in the history of meal-kind?
Would you like to play Scrabble with Sarah Palin? (DontChaKnow = 24 points!)
None of those? Good. Because I have a better offer.
We’re flying one lucky supporter and his or her guest out to Orlando, Florida to have a de-lite-ful experience at Disney World – and have dinner with me. (Not that those things are mutually exclusive.) We will cover the airfare and hotel and dinner expenses, and the park tickets, so that you can focus on having a great time at the Happiest Place on Earth. All you need to do is enter by making a gift to our campaign of $3 (or more, ‘cause we need it) right here:
Pitch in $3 or more to be entered automatically in the contest. What contest? This contest: you just might win a trip to Orlando to come to Disney World with me >>
How do I know that you’ll like it? Because I like it. Almost 20 years ago, I moved to a spot within a stone’s throw from Disney World. And I have spent many a pleasant – no, actually, joyous – day there with my five children.
If the Congressman from Disney World tells you it’s fun, then it’s fun.
I want to give one lucky supporter a chance to have that fun, together with one even luckier guest. Who would you bring with you?
By the way, if you would rather not have dinner with me, that’s OK. We’ll have lunch instead. Or even breakfast, if you insist. I’m giving you plenty of leeway here.
WARNING: If you don’t participate, you’ll miss out on a chance to create a lifelong memory, break Mickey-bread with me, and help our campaign return progressive values to Our Nation’s Capital. So for goodness sake, I’m begging you, don’t miss out — make your contribution today, and you’ll be automatically entered. This may be the only chance I’ll ever have to meet you!!
It’s that simple. Help our campaign. Get a chance to win a free trip. Seems pretty simple, if you ask me.
Contribute now — and you’ll be entered automatically to win >>
Rep. Alan Grayson
Candidate for U.S. Senate
“When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are.
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you.”
- When You Wish Upon a Star (1940) (from “Pinocchio”)